Big Dean's lent you money and wants it back — with interest, obviously, mate. 30 days to work the manor from Southend to Harlow. Buy low, sell high, don't get nicked by PC Darren.
THE RULES, SON:
📅 30 days before Big Dean sends the boys round
💳 Debt grows 10% every time you travel
👕 Only 80 pockets in your trackie
🚔 Carrying gear? Watch out for the Old Bill
🏦 Bank your cash in Chelmsford — can't be nicked
🔪 Weapons in Basildon — helpful in a ruck
🍺 The pub patches you up after a kicking
NET WORTH = Cash + Bank − Debt at Day 30
👾 psst... word is there are cheat codes. ask around.
Each travel = 1 day · debt compounds · choose wisely.
WHO ARE YOU, SON?
Pick your archetype. Each one plays differently.
SET YOUR RUN
SELECT DIFFICULTY
DRUG NAMES
📺 Want TOES/WAGs from Day 1? Pick your manor, then choose your path.
PICK YOUR CHALLENGE
Each challenge locks the location pool and applies special rules. Monte Carlo validated. Your character + difficulty still apply. Difficulty affects debt rate, police, and escape odds as normal.
NONE SELECTED — SCROLL AND PICK ONE
LOCK IN YOUR MANOR
Up to 6 picks. Leave empty for full random. Fixed 4 always included.
0 / 6 chosen
ESSEX ENDZYou
DAY1/30
💰£500
🏦£0
💳 DEBT£1,500
NW£0
❤️100
👕0/100
🚨0/3
🔥 HEAT
0
📡2/5
💊3
🎯
📍 Southend-on-Sea
📻 All quiet on the Essex front. For now.
MARKET
TRAVEL
SERVICES
STASH
SUBSTANCE
PRICE
STASH
BUY
SELL
Each travel = 1 day + 10% debt interest. Day 30 ends the run. Choose wisely.